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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Yesterday I KILLED a Intruder

We HAD a intruder into our life yesterday. Allow me to explain I was called into the den by my Daughter to see a HUGE (in her eyes) bug. Me not having my glasses and seeing something! Oh my I thought. So I went and got my glasses and The Bug KILLER.. aka; Fly Swatter. Upon returning to the den there sat my Daughter pointing in the direstion of "The Intruder" (and holding up her fingers about 2 inches apart indicating on the size of "The Intruder") showing me exactly where the "Monster" is. Sure enough Lurking in the shadows was "The Intruder". So I drew back my weapon and struck with the force of the Bomb that hit Hiroshima. "The Inturder" was DEAD, Destroyed, Smashed... I had done it....
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I KILLED MY FIRST DUST BUNNY

3 comments:

Kathy said...

You're sooooo brave.....You're my hero!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Now THAT is funny!

Lee said...

Awwwwww Geeeeeeee Kathy... Shucks...

Terry you can tell Steve I didn't even need a License...